By Lionel Yeo
Poor Tim Gurner.
He’s the Australian millionaire who recently got destroyed online for claiming that millennials would be able to afford their own homes if they just stopped spending money on “smashed avocados and $4 coffee.”
Millennials around the world were up in arms, firing back with some (hilarious) sarcastic replies:
I was gonna put a down payment on a house last year but then I spent $44,000 on avocado toast https://t.co/SvSEisua71
— Jennifer Albright (@albrightjc) May 15, 2017
poor person eats crappy cheap food: YOU’RE UNHEALTHY & A STRAIN ON THE SYSTEM
poor person eats fresh fruit: THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE NO SAVINGS
— Piss Tape Truther (@mechapoetic) May 15, 2017
Avocado toast: $35,000
Someone good at the economy please help me budget this
— Murtaza Hussain (@MazMHussain) May 15, 2017
There’s also an awesome Open Letter from Millennials to Rich Guys with Opinions About Avocado Toast.
Yeowtch. Don’t mess with the millennials, people. They will whup yo’ Baby Boomer butt with their organic fibre hipster shoe inserts.
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